As a preface to this bio, since it has been getting some attention, this was one of those "get to know your friends" emails that gets passed around. I filled it out in college, slightly updated it when I graduated, haven't touched it in 5 years and I don't think I'm going to now. It's better this way :-)

Full Name: Drew Allen Croker
Nickname(s): Drew(y), Drewby, JANET, CrokeStar
Sex: Male
Species: Protoss
Birth Date: March 8, 1978
Maturity Age: intellect of 40, socialy 7
Where Do You Live: Village of Laurelwood, Cranberry PA
Do U Have A Pager: My cell phone does alpha-numeric paging
Ever Stolen Before: no, but I've had stuff stolen, and it sucks, so I'll never do it to anyone else
Height: 5'11 and 3/4" <- that's an important 3/4
Eye Color: Depends on what I'm wearing and what I'm doing, people say Hazel for that I guess
Hair Color: used to be white/blond, now it's light brown, so I'm geting darker
Curly Or Straight: short
Nationality: German, Welsh, Irish == All American
High School: North Allegheny, class of '97
Do U Have A Job: Yes, Software Engineer, Pittsburgh Lab, IBM
Any Piercing/Tattoos: No intentional piercings. I had tattoos from prison, but I had them removed
Glasses/Contacts: oh no, I don't have either! I'll have to pick one and get them. I'll get back to you
Ever Been Involved With The Police: Whish I could say I was, Sting is kewl, but I can't sing or play
College: University of Pittsburgh, Information Science
Style Of Clothes: hrm, see below
Stores: AE, Old Navy, Structure, AF, and some Gap
Siblings' Names: Leah and Wes from youngest to oldest
Shampoo/Conditioner: White Rain Shampoo
Pets: Pip! My 4 year old Yellow lab and Sammy, the bi-polar cat
How Many Languages Do U Speak: 1 but I write in many ;-)

FAVES~
Color: Blue
Teacher: Mr Graf
Days Of The Week: Saturday
Things In Ur Room: which room? The one I sleep in or the one where I keep my stuff in? My computer(s)
Disney Movie: The Brave Little Toaster <- Watch it now!
Rappers: Nelly, Eminem, Wyclef Jean
Country Singer: I wouldn't know
Superhero: Danger Mouse or the Tick
Restaurant: If you know me you know I eat out. Best all around? J Clarks on McKnight
Actor/Actress: Morgan Freeman/Katie Holmes
Songs: REM - You are the Everything, Pink Floyd - Take it Back, Staind - Epiphany
Celebrity Couple: Brad Pitt/Jennifer Anisten
Animal: DOG
Radio Station: WRCT 88.3, CMU radio
Drink: WATER
Season: FALL
Number: 42 <- answer to...everything
Characteristic About Myself:
Movie Of All Time: Princess Bride (Duh)
Perfume/Cologne:
Pizza Toppings: EW! PIZZA! NASTY!
Sesame Street Charcter: Oscar the Grouch
Song Lyric: "Were you too shy to say what I wanted so badly to know" Red Wanting Blue

BELIEFS~
God: Strongly
Aliens: Mostly
Yourself: Fo Shizzo
Love At First Sight: I've fallen in love at first sight, can't tell you how the girl felt since I never mentioned it to her....

FUTURE~
If U Could Have Any Occupation U Want: Homemaker
dream car: Acura NSX
If U Could Live Anywhere: Near all my friends and family, oh, wait, I'm there
Dream House: High Tech, with secret passage ways and an 8 car garrage, really just a big fort
What Age Do U Want To Get Married: 3 months ago I would have said my position would be re-evaluated at 37, but now I'm going with - Whenever
How Many Kids: 2 or 4
Girl's Name: Anything that goes with croker
Boy's Name: see above

HAVE YOU EVER~
Given Money To A Bum: sure, I work downtown
Named Your Goldfish: Yeah, I name everything
Been In A Car Accident: yeah :-(
Sat Through An Entire Episode Of Dawson's Creek: Only every week
If You Were Stranded On A Desert Island And Could Only Bring 3 Things What/Would U Bring: A Towel, A Volleyball, all my friends so we could build a tree house like the swiss family robinson.


FOR GUYS~
Girls With Or Without Makeup: with is kewl with me, but I love all natural
Girls Who Make The First Move: How else would I meet them?

NITEY NITE~
What Do U Wear To Bed: athletic briefs
Do U Wish On Stars: sure, doesn't everyone?
Person Who Knows U Best: God
Parents-Married/Divorced: Married
Furthest U've Been Away From Home: Never left the continent, but I've been all over it
Vanilla or Chocolate: Chocolate, unless it's protein powder, then it's vanilla cuz all the chololates taste funny
Craziest Dream: Help me, I can't ever remember my dreams
Hot or Cold: COLD
Curfew: I try and make myself go to bed by 11 on work nights

SILLY STUFF~
Do U Glow In The Dark: sometimes, depends on how much radon I drank that day
Possess Magical Abilities: some
Keep Underware And Ur Socks In Same Drawer: This is the first year I can say NO
Do U Have A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no, girls don't like me
If U Do, Coolest Thing About Them: rub it why don't you
Have You Ever Dreamt About Them In A Sexual Way: knock it off with the hurtfull questions already


If you want a blank copy of this let me know