QUOTES! And lots of 'em There'd be more if you'd add yours Thanks! send me mail

Entered by: Drew Croker
Author: Wil Wheaton
Date: 1004458691

I was a teenager, and, contrary to what we all think at the time, teenagers know absolutely nothing. Of course, at the time, we as teenagers clearly know everything, so we get caught in an infinite loop of knowing everything and nothing at once, which should produce a wonderful, Zen-like existence, but never does....but I digress.

Entered by: Drew Croker
Author: Wil Wheaton
Date: 1004459501

Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.

Entered by: Drew Croker
Author: Hanson
Date: 1006281678

So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care, oh care

Can you tell me
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose
You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow
No you can't 'cause you don't know
Can you tell me
You say you can but you don't know
You say you can but you don't know
Don't know oh, You don't know oh

Entered by: Drew Croker
Author: John Scalzi
Date: 1006281780

The Hansons set a hard example to follow for today's kids -- polite, well-adjusted and unspeakably successful at a young age.
It's not hard to see some parents using that as a weapon.

Mom: Eat your peas.
Kid: I hate peas. I don't want to eat them.
Dad: I bet you Zac Hanson eats all his peas.
Kid: Dad. Please. Stop with the Zac Hanson comparisons.
Mom: Humph. I bet Taylor Hanson doesn't talk to his parents that way.

Entered by: Erik
Author: Drew's
Date: 1006807595

Ha! How does it feel to be old?

Entered by: Erik
Author: Drew's while reading Men's health
Date: 1006896227

This magazine needs more dudes...I mean girls.

Entered by: Drew
Author: Arthur C Clarke
Date: 1007385815

any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

Entered by: Erik
Author: E. Poe
Date: 1007755389

Those who dream by day are cognicent of many things which escape those who dream only by night

Entered by: Dan Croker - Dan.Croker@seminis.com
Author: John Croker
Date: 1008119594

Once, when the foxhounds met at Ballinagarde, old John Croker, who was seriously ill, was found seated in the hall of his house, hunting horn in hand. He wanted to see and hear the hounds, and asked to be brought to a window. Having looked through the window for some time, he sighed: "O sweet Ballinagarde," said he, "must I leave you?" His son, Robert, a clergyman, heard him and said, "you are going to a better place, father." "I doubt it," said Croker.

Entered by: Gina
Author: mine
Date: 1008452037

I can dance. Cha cha cha!

Entered by: Drew
Author: Stephen Stachell
Date: 1008613487

good intentions coupled with bad choices, the usual paving material for the road to damnation

Entered by: Sandy Fulkerson
Author: from GI JANE
Date: 1008715442

I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A bird may fall frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

Entered by: Sandy
Author: Gracie Allen
Date: 1008715585

When i was born, i was so surprised i couldnt talk for a year and a half.

Entered by: Sandy
Author: friend of a friend's
Date: 1008715771

You are but a diminuative speckin the great sandbox of life.

Entered by: Drew
Author: Unknown
Date: 1009486516

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh.
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

Entered by: Drew
Author: Steve Krieger
Date: 1009486923

Light comes from within, and somehow your beaming eyes just dont seem so bright

Entered by: Drew
Author: Raymond Chandler
Date: 1011887706

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself

Entered by: Jena Lirette
Author: i got it from sum website and marta
Date: 1012535429

the stupider people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them

Entered by: Drew
Author: Leah Rounds
Date: 1014039846

If this is as good as it gets then why did i bother?

Entered by: Drew
Author: Words to live by
Date: 1014234157

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help

Entered by: Drew
Author: Words to live by
Date: 1014234189

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments

Entered by: Drew
Author: Words to live by
Date: 1014234235

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes

That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes

Entered by: Drew
Author: Words to live by
Date: 1014234586

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything

Entered by: Drew
Author: Anne Boleyn
Date: 1014300874

I have heard that the executioner is very good. And I have a little neck

Entered by:
Author: unknown
Date: 1018721143

There are those who ask "what does life mean?" then there are those who actually have a life.

Entered by: Drew
Author: French Proverb
Date: 1020859680

If what you are going to say is not more beautiful than silence do not say it.

Entered by: Drew
Author: Unknown
Date: 1021474448

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but
only a few will catch your heart... pursue those.

Entered by: Drew
Author: Ben Franklin
Date: 1021485396

For want of a nail the shoe was lost
For want of a shoe the horse was lost
For want of a horse the rider was lost
For want of a rider the battle was lost
For want of a battle the kingdom was lost
And all for the want of a horseshoe nail

Entered by: Laura
Author: Fr. Stan Fortuna
Date: 1026794293

God would rather sit there and cry with you, then to just solve your problem

Entered by: Laura
Author: Fr. Stan
Date: 1026795223

we sin because we don't want to suffer.

Entered by: Drü
Author: unknown
Date: 1029864727

Entered by: Drew
Author: told by KT LS
Date: 1029878196

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says,
"Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says "$30,000."

The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit
Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that
he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he
has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the
manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

(are you ready?)
(are you sure?)

(you're gonna hate me!)



The bank manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack.
Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."

Entered by: John C.
Author: John C.
Date: 1030716251

No matter what time of day it may be it is OK to drink because it is noon somewhere.

Entered by: jessy
Author: homer simpson
Date: 1034717847

he may have all the money in the world but theres atleast ONE thing he cant buy....(marge asks wat it is).....um.....A DINOSAUR!

Entered by: l33t b0y
Author: Craig's Brother
Date: 1035234505

If life's not worth the effort, at least it holds my interest.

Entered by: druid
Author: Edgar A. Shoaff
Date: 1035234564

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern. -- Edgar A. Shoaff

Entered by: Jonny Bravo
Author: M. S. (who do u think)
Date: 1035423086

Drew'sa FREAKI'N in the shower!

Entered by: d
Author: me
Date: 1035574325

i know you really want to kill a horse, but can't you just buy a house instead?

Entered by: Drew
Author: The really cool fortune program
Date: 1035992834

Pittsburgh Driver's Test

(8) Pedestrians are

(a) irrelevant.
(b) communists.
(c) a nuisance.
(d) difficult to clean off the front grille.

The correct answer is (a). Pedestrians are not in cars, so they are
totally irrelevant to driving; you should ignore them completely.

Entered by: dan
Author: drew's
Date: 1037024743

i'm only a pacifist when it comes to verbal engagements. in other words, i dont mind beating the crap out of someone as long as i dont have to argue with them about it before it happens

Entered by: johnny bravo
Author: drew
Date: 1037199046

other drew:whats in this box? drew: oh thats just my old cat

Entered by: dan
Author: me and drew
Date: 1037364673

me: Whats loud and noisy and interrupts premarital sex with your wife? drew: What? me: A baby going through a meat grinder in the corner. drew: but if you put the baby in head first, it significantly reduces the noise factor. me: but then you cant see the look on its face

Entered by: jenny
Author: mine
Date: 1038508309

you should dye your hair blonde for an excuse of being dumb

Entered by: N/A
Author: unknown
Date: 1039145062

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Entered by: Nick L.
Author: Dirty Dancing
Date: 1041622353

"Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, of who I am. And most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you."

Entered by: dr - EW
Author: anonymous
Date: 1042469126

Here's a batch of anonymous quotes:

Change is inevitable.
Acceptance is optional.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there is.

In a pinch, every tool is a hammer

Entered by: Dr EW
Author: Csoft Admins
Date: 1043943220

[01/25/03] The datacenter in Atlanta is experiencing a maximal congestion
of 'data' from MS compromised servers in its pipes. Tier 1
providers have reported routing instabilities. Want another
reason to hate users who run and refuse to patch Bill Gates'
rancid OS? Read the bad news -
http://www.cert.org/advisories/CA-2003-04.html
http://www.cert.org/advisories/CA-2002-22.html
http://www.internetpulse.net/
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/01/25/internet.attack

Entered by: Ew, Phd
Author: T-Mag - TC
Date: 1044982886

Avoid dropping the weight on your head. If you do, then you may find yourself with an
ACE certification yourself and that would be a [goshdarn] travesty.

Entered by: schnell
Author: drew...only drew
Date: 1045023154

dont ya wish you could have premarrital sex with your wife? (kish is having a seizure on the floor within 1 second of the conclusion of the sentence...schnell just smiles and nodds)

Entered by: ricky
Author: mine
Date: 1045023218

drews mom and julia kish...hmmmmm. imagine the possibilities.

Entered by: Wes
Author: dont know
Date: 1045507534

'tis better to be thought a fool, then to speak and remove all doubt.

Entered by: Me
Author: Various
Date: 1047246644

“Let your inner child run free… just make sure he doesn’t escape.”
“Don’t aim too low or you’ll shoot your foot.”
“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”
“Don’t make excuses. Make improvement.”
“We don’t live in America; America lives in us.”
“He that seeks trouble always finds it.”
“If you always do what you’ve always done you’ll always get what you’ve always gotten.”
“Your mind is like a parachute; it works best when it’s open.”
“The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
“The measure of a man’s character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out.”
“If you think about what you ought to do for other people, your character will take care of itself.”
“Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall.”
“Don’t think twice- just be nice.”
“Everybody smiles in the same language.”
“SILENT and LISTEN are spelled with the same letters.”
“Courage is doing right when everyone around you is doing wrong.”
“The choices you don’t make are as important as the ones you do make.”
“Beggars can’t be choosers.”
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
“Birds of a feather flock together.”
“Blood is thicker than water.”
“You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.”
“There’s no use crying over spilled milk.”
“Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.”
“Your imperfections are what make you beautiful.”
“The snob’s error is to put good taste before a good heart.”
“Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise.”
“Have no fear of perfection-you’ll never reach it.”
“If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.”
"No day in which you learn something is a complete loss."
“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.”
“Life without a friend is death without a witness.”
“The unexamined life is not worth living”
“My interest is in the future.”
“Democracy means ‘I am as good as you are, and you are as good as I am.’”
“Half the world is composed of people who have nothing to say, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.”
"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
"Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'."
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread."
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them."
“Don’t worry about money. The best things in life are free.”
"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."
"We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?"
"The cynics are right nine times out of ten."
“Smile and the whole world smiles with you! Weep and you weep alone.”
“If you see someone without a smile, give him one of yours.”
“Smiling is contagious--frowning outrageous.”
“The World is like a mirror; frown at it & it frowns at you; smile, and it smiles, too.”
“A warm smile thaws an icy stare.”
“A smile is the lighting system of the face & the heating system of the heart.”
“The curve of a smile can set a lot of things straight.”
“What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.”
“ Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over, and showing it principally in one spot.”
“Some wrinkles only indicate where smiles have been.”
“A smile increases your face value.”
“Beauty is only radiant when thou dost share its radiance with others.”
“The best kind of smiles are not "put on". They come out because they are "in".”
“A half truth is a whole lie.”
“I dreamed a thousand new paths. I woke and walked my old one.”
“Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie”
“It is good to remember that the tea kettle, although up to its neck in hot water, continues to sing.”
“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
"For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness."
"I am wise because I know nothing."
"Who shoots at the mid-day sun, though he be so sure he shall never hit the mark, yet as sure as he is, he shall shoot higher than he who aims at a bush."
“The ancestor of every action is a thought.”
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.”
“What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.”
“A silent mouth is melodious.”
“A trade not properly learned is an enemy.”
"Books and friends should be few but good."
"There are many types of ships. There are wooden ships, plastic ships, and metal ships. But the best and most important types of ships are friendships."
"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
"A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else."
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
"A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself."
"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more."
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they’ve always been very good at imitating them.”
“If an opportunity is not taken, it passes away.”
“I'm not confused, I'm well mixed.”
“A good laugh is the best medicine, whether you are sick or not.”
“As a rule, the freedom of any people can be judged by the volume of their laughter.”
“If the world laughs at you, laugh right back -- it's as funny as you are.”
“Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the other guy has an even better sob story.”
“Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.”
“Laugh with people- not at them.”
“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it!”
“Laughter is but a frown turned upside down.”
“Curiosity killed the cat.”
“When the cat's away, the mice will play.”
“Intelligent people are always open to new ideas. In fact, they look for them.”
“Most of the Future is in the Future.”
“God is God, and I am not.”
“Yesterday is gone. Today is passing by. Tomorrow is coming. Plan for tomorrow in today's thoughts and yesterday's experiences.”
“Make sure you `die' before you die because if you die before you `die', then you really really die.”
“You are free in Life, but Life is not for free.”
“To set up what you like against what you dislike... this is the disease of the mind.”
“A moment lost is lost forever.”
“Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.”
“Do not do what you would undo if caught.”
“Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.”
“The teaching of the wise is a fountain of life, turning a man from the snares of death.”
“Don't speak to a fool, for he will scorn the wisdom of your words.”
“A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.”
“A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.”
“A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.”
"Well done is better than well said."
"Success is a journey, not a destination."
“Friendship is the golden thread that ties all hearts together.”
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
"…don't tell me of the storms you have weathered...did you bring the ship safely into port?"
"There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it."
“Your ideas are only as good as your ability to express them.”
“You don’t have to be happy to be cheerful.”
“There are two types of people- those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'”
“It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.”
“Act as if it were impossible to fail.”
“Silence is a text easy to misread.”
“The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.”
“Life is something that everyone should try at least once.”
“When you have given nothing, ask for nothing.”
“Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins.”
“Examine what is said, not him who speaks.”
“He who would leap high must take a long run.”
“Happiness is not a state of mind, but a manner of travelling.”
“Too many cooks spoil the broth.”
“A stitch in time saves nine.”
“Make hay while the sun shines.”
“Marry in haste, repent at leisure.”
“Jack of all trades, master of none.”
"I would rather lose in a cause that will some day win, than win in a cause that will some day lose!"
"It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory."
“The door to success is labeled Push.”
“Give him enough rope and he will hang himself.”
“I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.”
“I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.”
“The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.”
“A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.”
“An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.”
“Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.”
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”
“Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.”
“Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.”
“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.”
“Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.”
“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.”
“What if this weren't a hypothetical question?”
“An act against my will is not my act.”
“Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.”
“Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves.”
"It is best, it seems to me, to separate one's inner striving from one's trade as far as possible. It is not good when one's daily break is tied to God's special blessing.”
"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of the dreams."
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
“The question isn't would you die for a friend, it's do you have a friend worth dying for!”
“The course of human history is determined, not by what happens in the skies, but what takes place in our hearts.”
"Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm."
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
"America is great because America is good, and if America ever ceases to be good, America will cease to be great."
"Being American is not a matter of birth. We must practice it every day, lest we become something else."
"The way we see the problem is the problem."
"Be positive. Positive people attract others, while negative people repel."
"It isn't the load that weighs us down- It’s the way we carry it."
"Some people change their ways when they see the light; others when they feel the heat.”
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear."
"You can measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him."
"Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten."
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them."
"Never look down for your next step, greatness belongs to those who look beyond the horizon."
"Reach for the stars. You might not get them, but you won't wind up with a handful of mud either."
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
"If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade."
"Did you hear the story about the optimist and the pessimist? The optimist goes to the window every morning and says, ‘Good morning, God.’ The pessimist goes to the window and says, ‘Good God, morning’."
“There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.”
“The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.”
“Nobody forgets where he buried the hatchet.”
“Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength.”
“A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.”
“Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”
“Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.”
“When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.”
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
"The most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or touched- they are felt by the human heart."
"Only if you've been in the deepest valley can you know how magnificent it is to be at the highest peak."
"An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness"
"If you don't control your mind, someone else will."
"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced."
"The rainbows of life follow the storms."
"You can't be a winner & be afraid to lose."
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
"We will either find a way, or make one."
"Those who beat their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."
"Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it."
"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem."
“We have met the enemy and it is us.”
"That white horse you see behind the fence in the park may just be a zebra in disguise."
“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.”
“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.”
“A hug is the perfect gift: one size fits all, and it's easy to return.”
“Never ruin an apology with an excuse.”
"Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted."
"Don't trouble trouble until trouble troubles you!”
"Fearful thoughts? Stand back and observe them playing around, just as you would watch with amusement as mischievous children try to scare you with Halloween masks.”
“If it is to be, it is up to me.”
“Wisdom comes at the recognition of one's own follies.”
"Never look down at someone, unless you are helping them up."
"Where ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise."
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
“Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime.”
"Whatever you are, be a good one."
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
“When you feel as if you've come to the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.”
"Learn from yesterday, live for today and hope for tomorrow."
“To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not know, this is true knowledge.”
“Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.”
“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind- or not to have a mind. How true that is.”
“I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I bet I’d be darling at it.”
“If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.”
“Nobody ever goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
“Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom.”
“Rise early, work hard, strike oil.”
“The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.”
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
“Rowe’s Rule: the odds are 5 to 6 that the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.”
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.”
“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.”
“You can’t turn a thing upside-down if there’s no theory about it being the right way up.”
“It is as hard to see one's self as to look backwards without turning around.”
“So I dream to heal your wounds, but I bleed myself.”
“Time and tide wait for no man.”
“To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.”
“To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable.”
“Why not learn to enjoy the little things, there are so many of them.”
"Learn as if you would live forever, live as if you would die tomorrow."
"Love is what is left in a relationship after all the selfishness is taken out."
"A laugh is a smile that burst!"
"Reach for the stars, so you can fall upon the clouds!"
"Never keep up with the Jones’s. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.”
"He who laughs, lasts."
"Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy."
"Decisions determine destiny."
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
"Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed."
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."
"Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality."
"Common sense is not so common."
"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."
"If you want a quality, act as if you already had it."
“Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.”
"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget."
"All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes."
"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."
"When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm."
"Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections."
"The more of the past you carry around, the less of the present there is room for."
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."
"Vision without Action is a daydream. Action without Vision is a nightmare."
"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."
"Do, or do not. There is no try."
"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"
"Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows."
"Common sense is what tells us the Earth is flat and the Sun goes around it."
"Do not ask God the way to heaven, He will show you the hardest way."
"Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?"
"You can let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you."
"Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons."
"Tell me and I forget. Show me and I remember. Involve me and I understand."
"You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it."
"Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene."
"The biggest trouble with having the gift of gab is wrapping it up."
"No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road, turn back."
"A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience."
"It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser."
"To change and to improve are two different things."
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”
"You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person."
"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying."
"What you are afraid to do is a clear indicator of the next thing you need to do."
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without."
"Life is like a rainbow. You need both the sun and the rain to make its colors appear."
"We can not direct the wind, but we can adjust our sails"
"He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away."
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
"A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view."
"The only way to have a friend is to be one."
"Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others."
"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."
"What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things."
"Life is the art of drawing without an eraser."
"Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear."
"Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God."
“I'd rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than to be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
“My life keeps interfering with my future.”
“The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.”
“Adults are obsolete children.”
“When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.”
“To teach is to learn.”
“To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it.”
“Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?”
“You can't save time. You can only spend it. But you can spend it wisely or foolishly.”
“The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.”
“He who can take advice is sometimes superior to him who can give it.”
“Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.”
“You can't think seriously about thinking without thinking about thinking about something.”
“One's mind is like a knife. If you don't sharpen it, it gets rusty.”
“You'll never steal second with your foot on first.”
“Truth comes as an enemy only to those who have lost the ability to welcome it as a friend. “
“The world is your playground. Why aren’t you playing?”
“Goals are dreams with deadlines.”
“Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes.”
“Just when you think you’ve graduated from the school of experience, someone thinks up a new course.”
“Life is like riding a bicycle. You don’t fall off unless you stop pedaling.”
"You all laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same."
"Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can stand."
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead."
“The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
"Charm is the ability to make someone else think both of you are wonderful."
"The best index to a person's character is how a person treats people who can't do them any good or can't fight back."
"Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly."
"The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet."
“In life pain is inevitable...suffering is optional.”
“There is no line thinner than the line that separates winning from losing.”
“Never drive faster than your angels can fly.“
“Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.”
“Those who cannot forgive others break the bridge over which they themselves must pass.”
“If you have to do the wrong thing to get what you want, it probably isn't worth having.”
“I think I would rather posses eyes that know no sight, ears that know no sound, hands that know no touch, than a heart that knows no love.”
“Don't waste your life explaining yourself to others, let your actions speak for you.”
“Don't miss the beautiful colors of the rainbow looking for the pot of gold.“
“If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.”
"Some children grow in their mommy's tummy, mine grew in my heart."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy, than a success at something that I hate."
“The hardest thing in life to learn… is which bridge to cross, and which to burn.”
"Whatever you want to do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows."
"Our love is like a red, red rose ...and I'm a little thorny."
"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered around the beaches of the world...Perhaps you've seen it."
“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.”
“What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness?”
“Kindness is the golden chain by which society is bound together.”
"Love your enemies because they bring out the best in you."
“Write the bad things that are done to you in the sand, but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble.”
"You are only an attitude away from success."
“It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice!”
“If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.”
“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.”
“Nobody cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.”
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
“Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?”
"Anger will never disappear so long as thoughts of resentment are cherished in the mind."
"The richness of the human spirit would lose something of rewarding joy if there were no limitations to overcome."
"Well-behaved women rarely make history."
“A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
"Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin."
"To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.”
“Anger is only one letter short of danger."
“Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.”
“Stand for something or fall for anything.”
“The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.”
"If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin."
"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar."
"There is nothing to fear, but fear itself."
"Every cloud has a silver lining."
"Every silver lining has a touch of gray."
"Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know you left open."
“Stand up for what you believe in, even if you’re standing alone."
“Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.“
“The question is no longer between violence and non-violence; it is between non-violence and non-existence.”
“Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.”
“There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.”
“You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.”
“Snowflakes are one of nature’s most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together.”
“Look twice before you leap.”
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows."
"I will not be afflicted at men's not knowing me; I will be afflicted that I do not know men."
“The best way to get people to think outside the box is not to create the box in the first place.”
"Life is a do-it-yourself project.”
"We only live once but if you live right, once is enough."
"It's surprising how much you can accomplish if you don't care who gets the credit."
"He who conquers others is strong; he who conquers himself is mighty."
"You can't let the world judge you too much."
“Whatever accomplishment you boast of in the world, there is always someone better than you.”
“For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?”
“A man has a right to be judged by how he acts, not by how someone may have told you he acts.”
“Brave actions never want a trumpet.”
“Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens.”
“Good medicine tastes bad… just as good advice hurts your ears.”
“If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.”
“Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.”
“She spent so much time hating it that she never had time to do it.”
“Common-looking people are the best in the world; that is the reason the Lord made so many of them.”
“Brothers and sisters are like hands and feet.”
“No choice is also a choice.”
“When death comes, the rich man has no money, the poor man no debt.”
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
“Eat to live, and not live to eat.”
“The definition of insanity is repeating the same behavior over and over again expecting different results.”
“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.”
“If two people think alike then one of them is not thinking.”
“The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.”
“Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.“
“A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.“
“Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing.”
“If the minimum weren’t acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.”
"War is sweet to those who do not fight."

“Pepper is small but hot.”
“[He] who gives quickly, gives twice.”
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."
“To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace.”
“The best men are but men at best.”
“Speech is silver but silence is golden.”
“Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow; we must fail in order to know.”
"We learn to love not by finding a 'perfect' person but by learning to see an 'imperfect' person perfectly."
“I’ve decided to stick with love. Hate is great a burden to bear.”
“Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.”
“Labels are for filing; labels are for clothing; labels are not for people.”
“Sometimes people fight intolerance in a rather intolerant manner.”
"If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, 'thank you,' that would suffice."
"Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes."
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."
"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get."
"Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it."
"Hate is a birth defect."
"The artist finds a greater pleasure in painting than in having a completed picture."
"If moral behavior were simply following rules, we could program a computer to be moral."
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible."
“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”
“Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.”
“The trouble with going with the flow is you might wind up getting sucked down the drain.”
“Where attention goes, energy flows.”
“You can treat life as a dance rather than a wrestling match.”
“If each one of us sweeps in front of our own steps, the whole world would be clean.”
“We are spiritual beings having human experiences.”
“Our acts today are creating tomorrow.”
“We are all on the same path; we are just on different places along the path.”
“Love is one of the most powerful energies of the universe. It is thousands of times stronger than anger, resentment, or fear.”
“Let others make their own mistakes and discover their own joy.”
“Hating something ties you to it.”
"All my labor is filled with love."
"I now focus fully on each present moment as it occurs."
"Day by day, I move forward along the pathway of my life."
"I spread kindness in the world, and it returns to me, magnified."
“Treat others the way you want to be treated.”
"Nothing is worth trading away my inner peace and happiness."
“To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.”
"Genius is childhood recaptured at will."
"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."
"Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter."
"In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play."
“God gave us two ends. One to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use; head you win- tails, you lose.”
“The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.”
“Cold words freeze people, and hot words scorch them, and bitter words make them bitter, and wrathful words make them wrathful. Kind words also produce their own image on men's souls; and a beautiful image it is.”
“If you wait until conditions are perfect before you act, you'll never act.“
“A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand
bleed that uses it.”
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not
everything that counts can be counted."
"Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking
off your shoes."
"The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post."
"Water which is too pure has no fish."
"How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward."
“Fruit not shared with others will rot in your garden.”
“Most people feel their own anger is justified, and that the other person’s is not.”
“We find in life exactly what we put into it.”
“When you give yourself, you receive more than you give.”
“Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.”
“If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.”
“Friendship doubles our joy and divides our problems.”
“The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.”
“The earth was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children.”
“Few men have imagination enough for the truth of reality.”
“The reward lies in the struggle, not in the prize.”
“Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.”
“May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.”
“It is better to waste one's youth...than do nothing with it at all.”
“Those who can, do. Those who can't, supervise.”
“What you do speaks so loud I can not hear what you say.”
“A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears.”
"Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, just as the wind blows out a candle and fans a fire."
"Sometimes you just have to take the leap, and build your wings on the way down."
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
"It isn't where you came from, it’s where you're going that counts."
“Everyone dies, but few live.”
"You may be done with the past, but the past isn't done with you."
"Don't pity the girl with one true friend…Pity the girl with just a thousand acquaintances."
"A friend is a person who know what you are saying, even if you're not talking."
"While everybody else shakes my hand, you hold it."
“I am surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends."
"Love is friendship set on fire."
"A hard man is good to find."
"Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start now and make a brand new ending."
"Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart."
“May your dreams become your motive.”
“The only difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way you use them.”
“Never underestimate your power to change yourself.”
“A beautiful garden is a work of heart.”
“A weed is but an unloved flower.”
“Plant smiles; grow giggles; harvest love”
“Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.”
"Our greatest victory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall."
"All that trembles doesn't fall."
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, but the size of the fight in the dog."
“It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning for others.”
“An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.”
“We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.”
"You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them."
"The strong man is the man who can stand up for his rights and not hit back."
“Reach up your hand... and take a star.”
“Today's impossibilities are tomorrow's miracles.”
“Wisdom begins in wonder.”
“No bird soars too high if he soars on his own wings.”
“Tough times never last, but tough people do.”
“Turn your scars into stars.”
"When I look at the future it's so bright it burns my eyes."
“Life's a patchwork quilt made from bits and pieces of joy and sadness, sewn together with love.”
“A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.”
“A small house will hold as much happiness as a big one.”
“Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of themselves.”
"Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one."
"The doors of wisdom are never shut."
"A problem well stated is a problem half solved."
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’."
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins."
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."
"A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood."
“Good luck is often with the man who doesn't include it in his plans.”
“When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.”
“If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.”
“Stupid questions are better than stupid mistakes.”
“The superior person uses his mind like a mirror: it accepts all, it reflects all. It receives, but it does not keep.”
“Warning: dates on calendar are closer than they appear.”
“It's better to give than to receive. Especially advice.”
"Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take away everything you have."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
“Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.”
"Hope is an instinct, only the reasoning human mind can kill."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
“Strangers are friends you haven't met.”
“I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”
"The moment may be temporary, but the memory is forever."
“The early bird catches the worm.”
“The early bird catches the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.”
"We must combine the toughness of the serpent and the softness of the dove, a tough mind and a tender heart."
“Love your country, but never trust its government.”
"Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children."
“Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.”
"When we are flat on our backs there is no way to look but up."
“The world owes you nothing; it was here first.”
"Success is 80% attitude and 20% aptitude."
"Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying."
“I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details.”
“100% of the shots you don't take don't go in.”
“The stars are constantly shining, but often we do not see them until the dark hours.”
“Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.”
“Constant success shows us but one side of the world; adversity brings out the reverse of the picture.”
“Nothing's beautiful from every point of view.”
“Courage means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die.”
“Good things come in small packages.”
“One thing you can learn by watching the clock: It passes the time by keeping its hands busy.”
“A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem.”
"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."
“An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it.”
“Believe in yourself and others will too.”
“You could do great things if you weren’t so busy doing little things.”
“The next best thing to knowing something is knowing where to find it.”
"To play like an angel you have to work like the devil."
“When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.”
“If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.”
“An unanswered question is better than an unquestioned answer.”
"The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire."
"Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped."
"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street."
"Many eyes go through the meadow, but few see the flowers in it."
“You cannot get ahead while you are getting even.”
“I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse code.”
“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.”
“Stay optimistic and try to see an opportunity in your calamities, not pessimistic and see calamities in every opportunity.”
"Never let yesterday use up today."
“It's fine to have a guiding inner vision, but you should live in the world, not in your head.”
“He who deliberates fully before taking a step will spend his entire life on one leg.”
“And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.”
“I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.”
“Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.”
“Don't try to be different. Just be good. To be good is different enough.”
“The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.”
“The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!”
“When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad.”
“If we are ever in doubt about what to do, it is a good rule to ask ourselves what we shall wish on the morrow that we had done.”
“Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.”
“What, after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.”
“Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.”
“You can stand tall without standing on someone.”
“All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.”
“Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.”
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind"
“It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.”

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Author: Random Questions that will bother u all day
Date: 1054052986

....if u pulled the wings of a fly would it be called a walk?...how come superman could stop bullets w/ his chest but he always ducked when the robber threw the gun at him?....is there a dr.salt? do 1 legged ducks only swim in circles???....y do they staralize the needle b4 a lethal injection?....y do suicide bombers were helmets???...y do they call it a tv set if u only get 1?? since cats always land on theyr feet and jelly bread only lands jelly side down what would happen if u tied jelly bread 2 a cats back and dropped it?....if sum1 throws a cat out the window is it classified as kitty litter?...y isnt phoenitic spelled the way it sounds?...y is abreviasion such a long word??...if a word in the dictionary were spelled wrong how would we know?...

Entered by: Michal Slovak
Author: Al Bundy
Date: 1055339369

"HOOTER, HOOTERS, YUM YUM YUM. HOOTERS, HOOTERS, ON A GIRL THAT'S DUMB!"

Entered by: Michael J. Somebody
Author: Me and EJW
Date: 1055527276

I walk into my house after a long day taking out the garbage, only to find EJW sitting in the living room. I said, "What are you doing here?" EJW responds, "I live here."

Entered by: Avantika Meher Jhingon
Author: Socrates
Date: 1057731895

The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways-I to die and you to live. Which is the better, only God knows. Socrates (469-399 B.C.), Greek philosopher. Last words of his speech to the court following the sentence of death imposed on him by the Athenians, who had found him guilty of impiety and the corruption of youth. Avantika Meher Jhingon http://avantika.s5.com/

Entered by: Em
Author: mine
Date: 1059337835

If I got everything I wanted, liked or saw (which I don't) I would have EVERYTHING!!!

Entered by: Em
Author: mine
Date: 1059337994

if it weren't for boys, i'd quit school!

Entered by: Drü
Author: unknown
Date: 1060268138

Knowledge is knowing a street is one way.
Wisdom is still looking in both directions.

Entered by: Amaya
Author: R.W. Emerson and "Satchmo"
Date: 1061142981

The only way to have a friend is to be one. RALPH WALDO EMERSON I got a simple rule abouteverybody. If you don't treat me right, shame on you. LOUIS "Satchmo" ARMSTRONG The earth Laughs in Flowers. RALPH WALDO EMERSON

Entered by: Scarol
Author: MINE
Date: 1061785545

Two Wrongs don't make a right.
But three lefts do.

Entered by: dankish
Author: Dr. Ayers of Grove City College
Date: 1064256864

Your answers to my essay questions should be like a swimsuit in Sports Illustrated; large enough to cover all the points, but small enough to remain interesting.

Entered by: Drü
Author: unknown
Date: 1064346166

If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me

Entered by: Marianne
Author: Unknown
Date: 1066547550

"The worst person to lie to is yourself...because...you'll never believe it."



- -think about that. ;)

Entered by: Dr. Ew
Author: mine
Date: 1069186097

If you're at a point where a saying like
"life is to short for you to be anything but happy"
can brighten your day
you don't have anything to be upset about anyway

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Author: Bob marley
Date: 1070247912

"open your eyes and look within are you satisfied with the life your living in?"

Entered by: Drü
Author: Albert Einstein
Date: 1070559281

God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean.

Entered by: The Dr of ew
Author: Allie Keys (read by Dakota Fanning) from Taken
Date: 1071680362

How do you let someone go?
How do you understand that that's all right?
That everything changes?
How do you find a way for that to make you feel good about life instead of breaking your heart?
The hardest thing you'll ever learn is how to say goodbye.

When you've done something that you can't take back, something you don't understand,
you start to hold onto tightly to the things you do understand.
And you try to make sense out of everything you can't.
As if you believed that all you had to do to make things right was to find a reason.
But what happens when you find the reasons and they aren't your own?
How do you find any comfort or sense in that?

Entered by: †kam¡kaze899™
Author: ⌐⌐⌐⌐⌐
Date: 1073567651

those who do not know the light dwell happily in the darkness

Entered by: Pradeepta
Author: don't know
Date: 1074317862

I am sick and tired of all this talk about beauty being skin-deep. That's deep enough for me. What do you want...an adorable pancreas?

Entered by: Nagenda
Author: Jerry Seinfeld
Date: 1074318063

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Entered by: Nagenda
Author: Unspecified
Date: 1074318147

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

Entered by: Cimmerian
Author: many
Date: 1074318244

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

Entered by: miranda green
Author: A dr.'s
Date: 1078608624

"Don't count your crayons, just draw the picture............."

Entered by: Whitney & Dan
Author: The Pyhtons
Date: 1080576218

You son of silly persons, i fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smellt of elderberries!!

Entered by: Whitney & Bryan & "the prick"
Author: The Mole
Date: 1080664192

Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while i was still in zie womb!?

Entered by: Whitney & Dan & Bryan & "The Prick"
Author: Yiddish Proverb
Date: 1080749977

Sleep faster.
We need the pillows.

Entered by: Whitney + Bryan + Sara
Author: Homer Simpson
Date: 1080924240

"It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen"

Entered by: Whitney + Dan + "the prick"
Author: David Borenstein
Date: 1081264884

Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs.

Entered by: Whitney, Dan
Author: Dan
Date: 1081265204

Stupid people never learn and those who learn are stupid.

Entered by: Whitney, Dan & Bryan
Author: kenny
Date: 1081351167

"mmmmmmm mmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmm! mmm@#$@ !!!"

Entered by: xan
Author: xan
Date: 1082160470

Why make computers better? Pretty soon they're just gonna take over the world and make us slaves.

Entered by: Whitney, Dan and bryan and "the prick" in spirt
Author: xan
Date: 1082379658

Why make computers better? Pretty soon they're just gonna take over the world and make us slaves.

Entered by: Us
Author: ours
Date: 1082379840

Who in the world takes someone's quote and just reposts it? PS: Who is the imfamous prick ?

Entered by: Dan
Author: Chrissy
Date: 1082380254

You hafta put the gel bags back in rainbow order. If they are not in rainbow order then it takes me forever to find the color that i need! Dan, could you go out and sweep the dining area, what time do you get off work, 5? what time is it, 5:10? You have time, and while you are out there could you also wipe the tables and mop if it needs it? P.S. Unfortunately, Chrissy was not harmed after the saying of this quote. P.P.S. SHE IS THE NEAT FREAK BOSS AT WORK! BAH!

Entered by: Whitney & Dan
Author: Whitney
Date: 1082553755

I like the kind of pants that you could stuff like five shirts in without them being too tight.

Entered by: San88
Author: Titus M.
Date: 1084223102

Act to accept, not to be accepted!

Entered by: Pradeepta
Author: Pradeepta
Date: 1084425748

Sometimes everybody feels that they need to be sanctified.

Entered by: Pradeepta
Author: Neil Young
Date: 1084426369

Love is a rose
but you better not pick it
It only grows when it's on the vine.
A handful of thorns and
you'll know you've missed it
You lose your love
when you say the word "mine".

Entered by: Pradeepta
Author: Pearl Jam
Date: 1084427152

vacate is the word...vengeance has no place on me or her
cannot find the comfort in this world
artificial tear...vessel stabbed...next up, volunteers
vulnerable, wisdom can't adhere...
a truant finds home...and a wish to hold on...
but there's a trapdoor in the sun...immortality...
as privileged as a whore...victims in demand for public show
swept out through the cracks beneath the door
holier than thou, how?
surrendered...executed anyhow
scrawl dissolved, cigar box on the floor...
a truant finds home...and a wish to hold on too...
he saw the trapdoor in the sun...
immortality...
i cannot stop the thought...i'm running in the dark...
coming up a which way sign...all good truants must decide...
oh, stripped and sold, mom...auctioned forearm...
and whiskers in the sink...
truants move on...cannot stay long
some die just to live...

Entered by: Rachel
Author: Rita Mae Brown
Date: 1084429166

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

Entered by: Alexis
Author: anomous
Date: 1086723179

"It's better to regret something you did then regret something you didn't do."

Entered by: Mr.Krinkle
Author: fat boy
Date: 1087497166

I do not know where something is untel i find it.

Entered by: The Green Glove Guy
Author: Dad o' mine
Date: 1091078883

Better to have it and not need, than want it and not have it.

Entered by: The Green Glove Guy
Author: Dad o' mine
Date: 1091079006

If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right.

Entered by: The Green Glove Guy
Author: The Fly
Date: 1091079165

How's he going to read that magazine when it's all rolled up?

Entered by: The Green Glove Guy
Author: Mine
Date: 1091079352

Why lie, cheat, and steal as a normal person when you can be a politician and get paid for it?

Entered by: Caroline
Author: Yours truly
Date: 1093903777

Caroline rox all of our sox. :)

Entered by: Brent
Author: Don't know, me maybe?
Date: 1094520896

The problem with introspective is that you can't escape it.

Entered by: Sadie
Author: Superchic[k]
Date: 1097447238

coz if we never make it ever then it\'s gonna be ok with me coz if it\'s not ok to fall sometimes it\'s not ok to be if they don\'t want us it\'s ok honest it doesn\'t have to bring me down let them say we\'re not big rock stars it\'s not what we\'re about

Entered by: Smitty
Author: mine
Date: 1098304392

Work Sucks

Entered by: Caroline-rox-our-sox
Author: Who else have I quoted?
Date: 1098755880

Actual thought from yours truly's head: 'Maybe I should hit my head against the wall again. ...Nah, that'd just make it hurt more.'

Entered by: Caroline-rox-our-sox
Author: Who else have I quoted?
Date: 1098756360

Actual thought from yours truly's head: 'Maybe I should hit my head against the wall again. ...Nah, that'd just make it hurt more.'

Entered by: Alexandra
Author: Clever ol' me;)
Date: 1099284884

"Life is not measured by the breathes we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away."

Entered by: Caroline-rox-our-sox
Author: Well... eventually I'll quote another...
Date: 1100223204

Words of wisdom: You know that *craaaazy* hole-punching machine? You know, that punches holes in paper and stuff? Well.... apparently it can cut through hair too. ...I wouldn't advise this activity, from personal experiance.

Entered by: Caroline
Author: Thomas Jefferson
Date: 1100820680

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants

Entered by: mary
Author: james dean
Date: 1102694055

live fast,die young,leave a good looking corpse.
*cryptic i know*

Entered by: shally
Author: anonymous
Date: 1109710360

aim high for the moon, what do you know you may fall among the stars.

Entered by: DDT
Author: Kip Dynamite
Date: 1110080232

your mom goes to college!

Entered by: Nate
Author: mine
Date: 1111587711

ooooooooooo YEAH!!!

Entered by: Nirjhar
Author: Spoken by the Allie Keys Character in the TV Mini Series - Taken
Date: 1112598422

"People believe what they want to believe. They find meaning where they can, and they cling to it. In the end, it really doesn’t matter what’s a trick and what’s true. What matters is that people believe."

Entered by: Nirjhar
Author: Spoken by the Allie Keys Character in the TV Mini Series - Taken
Date: 1112598454

"People believe what they want to believe. They find meaning where they can, and they cling to it. In the end, it really doesn’t matter what’s a trick and what’s true. What matters is that people believe."

Entered by: That Kid from Target
Author: Mine!
Date: 1113617963

Injured man is next in town.He moves with a limp that keeps him down.Riding on a tube in the big blue sea.Make a sharp turn and damage his knee.Bob and Howie Bob and Howie.Rest in peace oh Bob and Howie.Tetherball champ with the mighty crutch.Reinventing the game.Just like Tobymac's got Trudog.We got Drudog.Drudog! I know it's not quotable, but I thought it would make you feel special since it's about you :-P And I'm bored.

Entered by: MALIBU2902
Author: my mom
Date: 1114317027

Live well, Laugh often, Love much

Entered by: red neck in oregon
Author: King Larry the Cable Guy
Date: 1114317567

GIT-R-DUN!!!!!!!!!!!

Entered by: MALIBU2902
Author: mine
Date: 1114317881

I believe that to imagine is everything and actions can be too rational, But I dont know anyone who ever got anywhere by just imagining.

Entered by: girl trapped in paradise
Author: mine
Date: 1114318196

A picture says a thousand words at just a glance, But so does my little sister.

Entered by: i lloveyou sean
Author: mine..duh
Date: 1114477464

i love you soo much but ther is something in the way...i dont no what it is but i need to find it out.. but i will always be there for you..

Entered by: nate
Author: napolean dynimite
Date: 1114722549

Tina u fat lard come eat some dinner. GOSH!!!!!!!

Entered by: Bobby
Author: homer simpson
Date: 1121296366

I am evil homer, I am evil homer

Entered by: Bobby
Author: Napolean dyinomite
Date: 1121296657

such a frickin idiot gosh

Entered by: Bobby
Author: Napolian Dynamite and
Date: 1121296881

yessss

Entered by: Kristian
Author: Unknown
Date: 1122454789

"Only dead fish follows the flow"

Entered by: Kadee
Author: Summer from Napolian Dynimite
Date: 1127695588

If you vote for me it will be Summer all year long!

Entered by: Patricia Croker
Author: i dont know im sendin a message to Drew Croker
Date: 1136068941

Hello this it Trisha Croker and you and i have the same last name so i think we are related. i would like to talk to you to see if we are related or not im only 12 so dont think im a gurl that likes you eaven though i think you have a wife or something like that but n/e way just put a nother message on here to let me know something ok ok bye Drew i really hope this works who knows you could be like my uncle or something!!!

Entered by: Drew Croker
Author: Mine
Date: 1136295099

Hi Trisha! There really aren't a lot of Croker's out there. That's been my experience anyway. Who knows, we could be realated. If you want to contact me further, please check my Contact page and send me an email or IM or something.

Entered by: Patricia Croker
Author: Dave Chapple
Date: 1137387505

Im Rick James Bitch

Entered by: Drew Croker
Author: Mine
Date: 1137416740

Ah, Dave Chapple. Funny. So how is Rockville, Trisha? Feel free to email me, drew@croker.org